I think the 'no disagreement' policy here is stupid and should be abolished.
Josef Mengele -- greatest man of the 20th century?
Pretty sexy, too. Sometimes I fantasize about being one of his experiments. To feel the touch of an angel's hands... to be his blue-eyed girl, oh, such luck. Who wouldn't
want to give her life to advance such a man's understanding of amputation or phosphorus bombs, or bend over gladly so he could see whether a German shepherd can really impregnate a woman? Ah, if only I had a twin.
I really think this man did more for the advancement of the medical sciences than anyone else in history. Screw Hippocrates. Mengele is the real genius for the ages. If anyone disagrees with me I think I'll cry, I love him so much.
Raping babies is fun!
Wait, this should really go in statements
Wait, I've just told myself that my post would be more appropriate in a different community! And I stopped typing that last sentence to fix my own typo (I'd accidentally left the "i" in I've uncapitalized)! Does this mean that...
Wait... I can't ban myself, that would be disagreeing with myself! HELP! What do I do? *whines* I'm being mean
to myself! */whines*
Puppies are teh Tastee
I like to eat puppies. That's why I love Christmas so much. So many little children on my street are given delectable, tender little puppies on Christmas morning! If I pace myself, there's a good month of eating to be had!